Join the Deep South's gabbiest half-Jewish Internet talk-show hostess on her never-ending quest for fame, cosmic truth, the mentsch of her dreams, and a "real real rockin'" cocktail!

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Hello, Lovelies!

If y'all love The Gilda Sue Rosenstern Computer Internet Show, you're gonna love this!


Mean Mama Dog is making a movie about my life! (I KNOW!) Making a movie is super difficult. And expensive. But still a rockin’ good time--not unlike myself. It’s going to damn ROCK, y’all, but we still need TONS of help. And by “help” we mean “money!” Check out the "perks" below and thanks a bunch!

Y'all, it's a story of a girl on a quest. Picture me on an adventure much like Pee-wee’s, but with cleavage. And Nunzia. And Rabbi Spiderman. There’s also a mystery man with magic amulets. And a guy named Pearl. Oh, and another guy named Mini Pearl. Y’all, it’s part Wayne’s World and part Ghost World. And it can be part of your world! Just give what you can and spread the word!

HELLO LOVELIES! ($10 minimum)
Y’all, give at this level and you’ll be mentioned in the “THANKS TO” part at the end of the movie. Come on. What else have you got to do?

BE A PAL! ($35 minimum)
If you contribute at this level, you’ll be mentioned in the “SPECIAL THANKS TO” part at the end of the movie, AND get a signed and autographed 8 X 10 picture of me, Gilda Sue Rosenstern!

THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND! ($75 minimum)
This is all it takes to be mentioned in the “SUPER SPECIAL THANKS TO” part at the end of the movie, AND get your very own copy of The Gilda Sue Rosenstern Computer Internet Show movie DVD. Y’all, it’s going to damn rock!

I'LL BE YOUR BFF. YOU'LL BE A HOT SHOT MOVIE PRODUCER! ($100 minimum)
Hey, hot shots! Give at this level you will be listed as a "Hot Shot Movie Producer." You will have no power and no responsibilities, but the girls will like you better. (Or boys. You know, whatever.) AND you’ll get a copy of the DVD.

FORGET FRIENDS! BE A BIG WIG! ($1,000 minimum)
Be a "Big Wig Movie Producer," (still no power, no responsibilities), get a copy of that DVD, AND, if you can get yourself to where we are shooting, get a cameo in the film. This is going to be fun, y’all. Real real.